Miya aur Biwi

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.....
*PHATTTAKK*
....slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!

That''s when the wife showed him her phone which showed....

"Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"

sometimes technology... :D :) :D

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phela dost: itne udas kiyon ho?
dusra dost: biwi se jhagra huwa tha us ne kaha woh mujh se 30 din baat nahin kare gi.
phela dost: tumhay to khush hona chaiye.
dusra dost: yaar aaj aakhri din hai.

Bv: Hamari Prosan Hr Maheeny Apne Husband Ke Sath Ghomny Jati Hai : Ap Bhi Kabi Le Jaya Kro Na. : Husband: Mene 3,4 Bar Kaha Hai Mgr : : Wo Manti He Nahi...

Aik unparh larki ki shadi aik parhay likhay larkay se hui.
Aik din us ka shohar khana khate hue galay mai niwala phansne ki waja se mar gaya, larki us ki moat par ro ro kar keh rahi thi.
Haye Way pani vi nai mangya bus water water karda mar gaya.

Biwi ne shohar se kaha "Ghar mai larki jawan ho gai ahi aur aap ko kuch parwa hi nahi."
"To kia karun?" Shohar ne be basi se pocha.
"Begum, Talash to kar raha hun lekin kia karun, jo bhi larka milta hai. Ehmaq, kaam chor awr mamooli shakl-o-soorat ka hi milta hai."
"Lo aur suno... agar mere walid bhi yeh sochte to mai to ab tak kunwari hi bethi rehti."

#jokes #lateefay