Jokes

Mujhe gham es bat ka nai k meri abhi tk shadi nai hu-e,
"Dost"
Khushi tou es bat ki hey tmhari b nai hue,
\(',')/ aahaa
) ( baly baly

3 womens.
Topic: Husband se kam krwana.
American: mene Husbend se kha k aynda khana tm pkawoge.
2nd day us ne kuch nhi kya.
3rd day usne rost bna lya.

German: mene husbnd se kha aynda ghr ki safai tm kroge.
2nd day wo chup rha.
3rd day pura ghar saaf tha.
Pakistani women mene un se kha k apne kapre
tm wash kroge,apne sb kam khud kroge
Aagle din mujhe kuch nazr na aaya
2nd day b kuch nzr na aya
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3rd day aankh ki sujan kuch utri tu thora nzr aya

Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,
Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,
Wah,Wah.

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Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?

Sochta hon apk dil main utar kar dekhon,_,
=DOST=
Konsa purza kharab hai jo apko sMs karney nahi deta..
(.")/ chotaay
) ( 12 ka pana liya.

"Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kia dega Jaani
Jisne police ki gari dekh k bike se utaar dia

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<)) Abay utar
/\ tere paas
gutka hy.

C.I.D sher arz hai..
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
wah wah..
Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0 mar chuka hai.

Husband 2 wife.
Ek writer ne likha hai k
"Shohar ko b Ghar k Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife-
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Per,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr,
Us k abbu Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr,

Phir do Laate Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Pr,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Pr...

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oye msjid kidar
hai.

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na huwa kro
"DOSTO",
Suna he k Khobsorat log kum bola krte he

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_//_ Oh My God..!
Ammi meri 'az'r 't'r'':-).
Dj!