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Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho

Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...

Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son:-D

Duniya me 3 Log bohat Masoom aur Achay hain,
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<)) 1 Maen,
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2nd Meri Ammi ka Beta,
('.') yani Maen,

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Our
3rd ApKa Dost
(',')
<)) yani k phir
// Maen,

Wife: Agr me
Gum ho gai to
Tm kya kroge?
Husband: Its the Time to
DI$'',

<('.')
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Kon Dhonde
Ga Tujhko,,,
Kabhi na mile tu
Mujhko.....:-D

Modern shadi
Lrka lrki k father se:
Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.

Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga

Pakistani Log
sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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