Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shabana Gul
There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy pork legs. She didn-t know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she
needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn-t know how to say, and so
she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady
got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
bananas.So she brought her husband to the store..............
what did she do?
(please scroll page down).
What were you thinking? ? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Her husband speaks English....
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy pork legs. She didn-t know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she
needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn-t know how to say, and so
she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady
got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
bananas.So she brought her husband to the store..............
what did she do?
(please scroll page down).
What were you thinking? ? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Her husband speaks English....
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Sep 05, 2018 at 05:09
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