Jokes / Miscellaneous
Fahad Bukhari
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.
When is the best time to plant it?""
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied:
""Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I
hid all the money.""
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, You wouldn-t believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.""
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
""Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.""
""Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.
When is the best time to plant it?""
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied:
""Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I
hid all the money.""
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, You wouldn-t believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.""
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
""Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.""
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Nov 20, 2017 at 20:11
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