Pehelvaan!

one day i was in the washroom and the guy next to my toilet was a pehelvaan. i kept hearing him going ""hmm!"" ""hmm!""(he was applying pressure to something) so i was concerned about what he was up to. and after a couple of seconds i heard "" aray meree poti yaar, nikel jaa bahar mai tenu khaane thori hee chala hoon."" and thats when i ran out of the washroom dieing with laughter!!!!