Pakistani Brain

aik baar aik paani ke jahaaz me kuch log safar kar rahe the sab muslim the un me aik indian(hindu) bhi tha, ab masla ye hua ke jahaz dubne wala tha to logon ne kaha ya to kisi aik ko pani me doba dein taake pura jahaz bach jaye ya phir sab ko marna parega. to itne me aik pakistani khara hua us ne kaha ke me aik sawal karta hun jo jawab nahi dega us ko paani me dubna parega, us ne do muslim khare kiye aur aik hindu, pehle muslim se pucha ke batao sab se pehle kon sa jahaz dooba us ne jawab diya Titanic, ok second muslim se pucha titanic me kitne log safar kar rahe the us ne jawab diya 200, ye bhi thik hai... ab baari ayeee hindu ki ... us se sawal pucha 200 musafir ke naam batao... us ne kaha me khud hi doob jata hun :)