Jokes / Miscellaneous

Abdul Rasheed

Gum Kabhi Ghum

Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..thank u thank u thank u,bye shye

· 1 Like · Oct 23, 2018 at 05:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Hira Chaudhry

Gr8est Isha Ghaliba Ever Boren..

mahabuub vaadaa kar ke bhii aayaa na dosto
kyaa kyaa kiyaa na ham ne yahaa.N us ke pyaar me.n
murGe churaa ke laaye the jo chaar ""Popular""
""do aarazuu me.n kaT gaye, do intazaar me.n""............Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC chulte chulte Hang kar gaye. Neend kaysay aaj aaye gi
Teen tangain hain chaar pai ki Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !! thank u thank u thank u in i am tha best!!

· 6 Like · Oct 22, 2018 at 20:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maryam Rauf

Player.

a baffled man entered a calm fharmacy ov a doc n shouted,""doc, 4 God sake do something 4 me, i was playing on da flute but ,but i made a mistake to swallow it."" doc said coolly, wel u should thank God that u werent playing on a piano.""...bye~shye

· 1 Like · Oct 22, 2018 at 12:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ebrahim Ali Ali

S.a

a student used to cram..Near da exams.he crammed da essay,""My Friend"", but unlikely S.A ""My Father was set instead ov ""My Friend"", so he started his S.A from something like this,"" i have many fathrs but Mr Ali is my best father."" hihihi be safe bye~shye

· 1 Like · Oct 22, 2018 at 02:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Kamran Ullah Khan

Face

2 girls fighting on the phone 1 said to the other one that -what r u so afraid of?- then the other girl said -only your face can answer that-

· 2 Like · Oct 21, 2018 at 18:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moiz Arshad

Slam Aur Jawab

aik duost nae likha _Salam le yaa na le jawab tu de.Doosre ne khaa Jwab le yaa naa le.Bevaqoof aqal se kaam tu le.

· 1 Like · Oct 21, 2018 at 11:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Samra Ali

Very Good

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Naqsh-o-Nigaar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
(guess kya bola hoga???)
MAA KASAM !! BUHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!!!!!!

· 11 Like · Oct 21, 2018 at 03:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Aleezay Abbasi

asad ko raat pishab ata hai

asad ko jab bi pishab ata hai hesay to his ammi mughe mutar ai hai.usski ammi usse samaghati hai ke jab guest arrive tum aggar mutar a jae to mutar mat kehna tum kehna mughe song a ya hai.usske guest a jate hain to raat ko wo kahta hai ke i will sleep with the guest usski ammi kehti hai acha.to raat ko usse mutar ajata hai to wo apni ammi ko awaz deta hai ke muje song aya hai to guest kehta hai ke song muje sonao to wo usske kan main pishab kar deta hai.

· 2 Like · Oct 20, 2018 at 19:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mahrukh Nida

Hammer

a kid come to her mother while his eyes are in tears.mother ask her kid why r u in tears.he tells his ,other that father has struck hammer on his hand.the mother said to him u r a brave man u should laugh at him.the kid reply mom i have done this so that's why i weeping.

· 2 Like · Oct 20, 2018 at 12:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Batao Mujhe Bhi Karna Hai
Posted by samreen anjum
Posted on : Jun 04, 2016

Random Post

Sponored Video

New Pages at Social Wall

New Profiles at Social Wall

Connect with us


Facebook

Twitter

Google +

RSS