Miscellaneous

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Michael,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

Robert: Iska kya kare Boss?
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do!
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa,
Oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke police station ke saamne rakh dou.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha dou.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Police yeh samjhegi ki suicide hua hai!

Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona darling..arrling’s typing.)
AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat dou.
Robert: Magar kyoon boss ?
AJIT: Typing tou nahi atee, kamsekam shorthand tou seekh legi.

Michael: Boss, yeh aadmi tou kuch bol hi nahin raha hai.
Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revealing chair mein daal dou.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

AJIT: Mona darling,
tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar dou,
Mona: Lekin kyon Boss?
AJIT: Bahut Mona Toni ho jaye gee…

Boss: Robert!
Robert: Yes, Boss
Boss: Yeh bus mein kuch hawa daal do.
Robert: Lekin, kyon boss?
Boss: Yeh bus Airbus ban jayegi

Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
arey asman mein ud raha hai
tou idhar kya dhund rahe ho asman mein dekho
ullu………(..`)

Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
arey asman mein ud raha hai
tou idhar kya dhund rahe ho asman mein dekho
ullu………(..`)