Miscellaneous

Dou boys ko 3 live Bomb milte hai…
Wo un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… )
First boy: agar koi bomb raste mein hi phat jaye tou???
Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi milay thay .

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

It is funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It is like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want then,
when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It is a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

There is a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It is called marriage.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.