Jokes

Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..thank u thank u thank u,bye shye

mahabuub vaadaa kar ke bhii aayaa na dosto
kyaa kyaa kiyaa na ham ne yahaa.N us ke pyaar me.n
murGe churaa ke laaye the jo chaar ""Popular""
""do aarazuu me.n kaT gaye, do intazaar me.n""............Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC chulte chulte Hang kar gaye. Neend kaysay aaj aaye gi
Teen tangain hain chaar pai ki Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !! thank u thank u thank u in i am tha best!!

a baffled man entered a calm fharmacy ov a doc n shouted,""doc, 4 God sake do something 4 me, i was playing on da flute but ,but i made a mistake to swallow it."" doc said coolly, wel u should thank God that u werent playing on a piano.""...bye~shye

a student used to cram..Near da exams.he crammed da essay,""My Friend"", but unlikely S.A ""My Father was set instead ov ""My Friend"", so he started his S.A from something like this,"" i have many fathrs but Mr Ali is my best father."" hihihi be safe bye~shye

2 girls fighting on the phone 1 said to the other one that -what r u so afraid of?- then the other girl said -only your face can answer that-

aik duost nae likha _Salam le yaa na le jawab tu de.Doosre ne khaa Jwab le yaa naa le.Bevaqoof aqal se kaam tu le.

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Naqsh-o-Nigaar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
(guess kya bola hoga???)
MAA KASAM !! BUHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!!!!!!

asad ko jab bi pishab ata hai hesay to his ammi mughe mutar ai hai.usski ammi usse samaghati hai ke jab guest arrive tum aggar mutar a jae to mutar mat kehna tum kehna mughe song a ya hai.usske guest a jate hain to raat ko wo kahta hai ke i will sleep with the guest usski ammi kehti hai acha.to raat ko usse mutar ajata hai to wo apni ammi ko awaz deta hai ke muje song aya hai to guest kehta hai ke song muje sonao to wo usske kan main pishab kar deta hai.

a kid come to her mother while his eyes are in tears.mother ask her kid why r u in tears.he tells his ,other that father has struck hammer on his hand.the mother said to him u r a brave man u should laugh at him.the kid reply mom i have done this so that's why i weeping.