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KYA KHABAR THI IS TARAH SE WO JUDA HO JAYEGA
KHWAB MEIN BHI USKA MILNA KHWAB SA HO JAYEGA

DOST BANKAR JISKO CHAHA YEH MAGAR SOCHA NA THA
DOSTI HI DOSTI MEIN WO KHUDA HO JAYEGA

USKA JALWA HOGA KYA JISKA KI PARDA NOOR HAI
JO BHI DEKH LEGA USKO WO FIDA HO JAYEGA

JINDGI KI KAID-E-GAM SE KYA NIKALOO AB USE
MAUT JAB AAYEGI TO KHUD RIHA HO JAYEGA

Qayamat kay din jab sab ko unkay amal kay barabar saza o jaza mil rahe te to nawaz sharif ko unkay amal kay saza yaa mila kah un kay pass eik bohoth he ugly or bodhe woman mila jo her waqt oos kay pass hoga,nawaz sharif bohoth udhas or sharminda tha achanak nawaz nay daykha kay ziaulhaq kay pass bohoth he khubsurat or cute woman hai,tu nawaz bohoth afsurds huwa or khuda se shikayat kar nay laga kay zia to mujh se be ziyada gunahgar tha layken osay saza main bohoth beautiful woman mile hai tu achanak awaz aiee kah kambakhat zia ko nahe darasal yaa saza woman ko mile hai kay o zia kay sath rahay....

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hansi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par miley khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aapko

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse,
named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, ""Pull,
Nellie, pull!"" Buddy didn-t move.

Then the farmer hollered, ""Pull, Buster, pull!"" Buddy didn-t
respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, ""Pull, Coco, pull!"" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, ""Pull, Buddy, pull!"" And
the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked
the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three
times.

The farmer said, ""Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was
the only one pulling, he wouldn-t even try.""