iJunoon Archives 2014

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other – It's how u value each other

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Sometimes the Bad Things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the Best Things that will EVER happen to us!

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. Priscilla Chan changes her status from 'Single' to 'Ridiculously Rich'.

We meet 3 types of friends in our lifetime:

1. Friends for a reason

2. Friends for a season

3. Friends for a lifetime

Everyone has an ugly friend. If you don't have an ugly friend, well, then...

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it is really awkward!