iJunoon Archives |2014 | September

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

boy: men tumahary liye apna sab kuch chor
sakta hoo,

Education,

parents,

business,

friends,

country,

tum kiya kar sakti ho mere liye???

Girl: just previous boyfriend chor sakti hoo...

Sardar goes 2 gulabo--s home
n knocks da door,
Gulabo: Kaun ?
Sardar: Main !
Gulabo: Main kaun ?
Sardar: Tu gulabo hor kaun !!!

Nature & Landscape wallpapers

In a local match, the umpire was being jeered and heckled unmercifully from the crowd.

At length he walked over to the boundary and sat down next to his chief critic.

What are you doing? asked the spectator.

Well, said the umpire, it seems you get the best view from here.

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