iJunoon Archives |2014 | September
Sms / Funny
Kamran Ullah Khan
Telephone Directory
Aik Pathan laibrary me 2-3 ghanty aik book parhnye k baad bola:
So boaring, so many characters, but no story....
Then librairian says: O AKHROT dis is a TELEPHONE DIRECTORY.. hahahahaha
So boaring, so many characters, but no story....
Then librairian says: O AKHROT dis is a TELEPHONE DIRECTORY.. hahahahaha
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Sep 11, 2014 at 03:09
Category: funny
Wallpapers / Cute
Sobia Malik
Cute Newborn Baby
Cute wallpapers
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Sep 11, 2014 at 02:09
Category: Cute
Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
Sms / Funny
Fatima Zehra
Garmi...
Admi: Sardar jee jab apko garmi lagti hai to kya karte hai?
Sardar: Hum AC k samne baith jate hai..
Admi: Agar fir b garmi lage to??
Sardar: fir hum AC on kar lete hai...
Sardar: Hum AC k samne baith jate hai..
Admi: Agar fir b garmi lage to??
Sardar: fir hum AC on kar lete hai...
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Sep 10, 2014 at 22:09
Category: funny
Wallpapers / Celebrities
Mohammad Ali Shah
Taylor Swift 15
Taylor Swift wallpapers
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Sep 10, 2014 at 20:09
Category: Celebrities
Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Bacho Ko Tube K Zariye Khorak Dene Ka Amal
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Sep 10, 2014 at 18:09
Category: health
Wallpapers / 3d
Zahid Mahmood
Dark Designer
Dark Designer
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Sep 10, 2014 at 17:09
Category: 3D
Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
Sms / Sardar
Wajeeha Ali
Smugler
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He--s got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, --What--s in the bags?-- --Sand,-- answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, --We--ll just see about that. Get off the bike.--
Iqbal--s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji--s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, --What have you got?-- --Sand,-- says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn--t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a --Dhaba-- in Islamabad.
--Hey, Buddy,-- says Iqbal, --I know you are smuggling something. It--s driving me crazy. It--s all I think about...I can--t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?--
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, --Bikes--
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, --What--s in the bags?-- --Sand,-- answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, --We--ll just see about that. Get off the bike.--
Iqbal--s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji--s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, --What have you got?-- --Sand,-- says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn--t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a --Dhaba-- in Islamabad.
--Hey, Buddy,-- says Iqbal, --I know you are smuggling something. It--s driving me crazy. It--s all I think about...I can--t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?--
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, --Bikes--
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Sep 10, 2014 at 17:09
Category: sardar
Sms / Santa Banta
Hina Raheel
Bill Gates & Windows
Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.
Gates: Why?
Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.
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Sep 10, 2014 at 12:09
Category: santa-banta
Articles / Technology
Ijunoon
Iphone 6 And Iphone 6 Plus Ke Saath Smart Apple Wath
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Sep 10, 2014 at 09:09
Category: technology
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