iJunoon Archives |2014 | October
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Asma Altaf
Doctor: Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid. When did You Have Your Last Drink?
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
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Oct 20, 2014 at 11:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sana Ali
Banta To Santa: What, According To You, Is The Difference Between A Wife And A Girl Friend?
Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 10:10
Category: SantaBanta
Sms / Marital Woes
Mohammad Ali Shah
Bandar Ki Beti
bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe bhi shadi karni hai. bandar bola beti sabr rakh, dulha abhi SMS padh raha hai, padkar muskurayega to rista pakka samajho
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Oct 20, 2014 at 09:10
Category: marital-woes
Whatsapp Messages / Girl And Boy
Maleeha Bukhari
You Know You're In Trouble When Your Mom Screams Your Whole ...
You know you're in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
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Oct 20, 2014 at 09:10
Category: Girl-and-Boy
Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words
Mohammad Iqbal
God Knows Your Future. He May Not Reveal It To You, But He W...
God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.
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Oct 20, 2014 at 08:10
Category: Wise-Words
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Anam Lateef
Santa Talking 2 His Son, Pappu: U Should Never Lie. One Lie ...
Santa talking 2 his son, Pappu: U should never lie. One lie begets another lie; then another lie; and b4 U realise it, U become a lawyer.
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Oct 20, 2014 at 07:10
Category: SantaBanta
Wallpapers / Movies
Simran Chaudhry
Game Of Thrones Daenerys Targaryen
TV Series wallpapers
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Oct 20, 2014 at 06:10
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Poetry / Poetry Sms
Ghazal Noor
Phir Mujy Piyas K Sehra Mein Nend Aye
Phir mujy piyas k sehra mein nend aye
aur main khawab mein tujy mangoon pani ki tarha
aur main khawab mein tujy mangoon pani ki tarha
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Oct 20, 2014 at 06:10
Category: poetry-sms
Whatsapp Messages / Good Morning
Aman Ullah
It's Not Possible To "make Everyone Happy";
It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy";
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone"!
Good Morning!
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone"!
Good Morning!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 05:10
Category: Good-Morning
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