iJunoon Archives |2014 | October
Sms / Sardar
Abdul Jabbar
Shaadi
1 sdrar se us ki biwi ne kaha k srdar g lrki jawwan ho gai hai koi 26 saal da lrka dhondoo te waya kraao .
Sardar: j 26 saal da na mile te 13,13 saaql de 2 lay aawaan
Sardar: j 26 saal da na mile te 13,13 saaql de 2 lay aawaan
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Oct 20, 2014 at 05:10
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Hinglish
Abdulla Amin
Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'zee' Nahi Lagta.
Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta.
Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!
Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 05:10
Category: Hinglish
Whatsapp Messages / Pick Up Lines
Mohammad Yaseen
I Want To Google Your World. May I?
I want to Google your world. May I?
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Oct 20, 2014 at 04:10
Category: Pick-Up-Lines
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Abdullah Shahid
We Are Close Enough To Tell Each Other What We Feel About Ou...
We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky
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Oct 20, 2014 at 03:10
Category: Friendship
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Cocroach Insan Ka Dost
شاید وہ دن دور نہیں ہیں جب کاکروچوں کو تجارتی طورپر پالا جانے لگے اور لوگ انہیں بخوشی اپنے گھروں میں قبول کرنے لگیں گے۔ کیونکہ ان کے اندر ایسے مرکبات موجود ہوتے ہیں جو ایم آرایس اے اور ای کولی کے امرا...
مزید پڑھیں
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Oct 20, 2014 at 03:10
Category: health
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Faiz Ahmed Khan
I Used To Think That Drinking Was Bad For Me. So I Gave Up T...
I used to think that drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 02:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Jeetopreeto
Waseem Awan Malik
Jeeto To Preeto, "you Look Different Today".
Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".
Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.
Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?
Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!
Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.
Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?
Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 02:10
Category: JeetoPreeto
Whatsapp Messages / Spiritual
Jalaluddin Ahmed
Main Kuch Vi Nahi Waheguru Tere Bina;
Main Kuch Vi Nahi Waheguru Tere Bina;
Tu Saar Hai Meri Kahani Da;
Tera Wajood Samundran To Wadh Ke;
Main Ta Bus Tupka Haan Ik Paani Da!
Tu Saar Hai Meri Kahani Da;
Tera Wajood Samundran To Wadh Ke;
Main Ta Bus Tupka Haan Ik Paani Da!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 01:10
Category: Spiritual
Whatsapp Messages / Love
Aftab Ahmed
Love Comes To Those Who Still Hope Even Though They've Been ...
Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before.
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Oct 20, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Love
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