iJunoon Archives |2014 | November

Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.


Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.


Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.


Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.


Santa: OK!


Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.


Santa: Have you brought the bottle?

Train staion pe ruki: aik aadmi ne sath bethye sardar se pocha: konsa staition ha?

Sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch deer baad bola--
Lagda te Railway stayion aee

Budget 2012:

Coal and LNG exempt from Customs Duty.

How about a barbecue tonight?

New Year wallpapers

My memories of my childhood are built on the wonderful times we shared with each other. I am proud and privileged to have you as my sibling.

A very Happy Birthday to my caring and loving sister!

Lady Doc: Tum aroz clinic k bahar kharye ho kar ladies ko kiun ghoortye ho??

Sardar jee: aap he nai to bahar likha hua hai k ladies ko dekhne ka time 9am se 5am tak hai... hahhaha

My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station.

Dear Almighty,

All I ask for is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person.

Amen!