iJunoon Archives |2014 | January

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!

"Agr Koi Tum Se Bhalai Ki Umed Rkhy To Usy Mayos Mat Kro" Q K "Logon Ki Zarorton Ka Tum Se Wabasta Hona Tum Pr "ALLAH" Ka Khas Karam Hy" Good Night

!!......Kash mujhe maloom ho jaye teri soch ka mehwar,,, . .....Phir khud ko tarashon tere andaz-e-nazar sy........!!

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Juda Hone K Mosam Mein Juda Hona Bhi Parta Hai Jisay Mushkil Se Paya Ho Usay Khona Bhi Parta Hai Khudi Pe Maan Itna Hai Kabhi Murr Kar Nahi Dekha Jisay Keh Doon K Mera Hai Usay Hona Bhi Parta Hai Mujh Ko Neend Nahi Aati Us Ki Yaad Aanay Se Magar Ek Khuwab Ki Lalach Mein Phir Sona Bhi Parta Hai Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hoon Chupa K Gham Mohabbat K Magar Jab Us Ka Naam Aaye To Phir Rona Bhi Parta Hai...

Meri Khuwahish Bhi Kuch Ajeeb Si Hai .%DOST.% W0h Mujh Se Nafrat Kare T0 Kare. Par Kisi 0rr Se Muhabat Na Kare...?

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..