iJunoon Archives 2014
Sms / Love
Madiha Sultan
Friendship
Love is a DEBIT CARD. Life is a CREDIT CARD. Wife is a VISA CARD. Lover is a ATM CARD. But, FRIENDSHIP is a GUARANTY CARD. keep it safe.
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Oct 15, 2014 at 09:10
Category: love
Whatsapp Messages / Life
Maria Waheed
Life Is Easy. It's The Freaking People Who Make It Difficult...
Life is easy. It's the freaking people who make it difficult!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 09:10
Category: Life
Whatsapp Messages / Jeetopreeto
Hafiz Mehran
Jeeto: My Husband Doesn't Seem To Care About His 'appearance'.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 09:10
Category: JeetoPreeto
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Mahrukh Nida
Alcohol Does Not Make You Fat. It Makes You Lean
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean
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against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!
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against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 08:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Madiha Shahid
Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, "can I Have A Burger And ...
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
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Oct 15, 2014 at 08:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Facebook
Abdulla Bhatti
Being 'single' On Facebook Is Not A Status. It Is A Word Tha...
Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
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Oct 15, 2014 at 07:10
Category: Facebook
Whatsapp Messages / Rajinikanth
Nimrah Butt
Rajnikanth Was Practicing For A Spelling Test, The Rough She...
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
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Oct 15, 2014 at 07:10
Category: Rajinikanth
Whatsapp Messages / Good Week
Faiz Ahmed Khan
Seeing You On Tuesday Is Always A Welcome Relief That You Didn't Give In... To Your Suicidal Thoughts On Monday.
Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in... to your suicidal thoughts on Monday.
Have a nice week!
Have a nice week!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 06:10
Category: Good-Week
Whatsapp Messages / Valentines
Waseem Awan Malik
You Don't Have A Valentine On Valentines' Day? It's No Big Deal.
You don't have a valentine on Valentines' day? It's no big deal.
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's day or a father
on Father's day. So better shut the f**k up!
And anyways, happy Valentines' day!
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's day or a father
on Father's day. So better shut the f**k up!
And anyways, happy Valentines' day!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 06:10
Category: Valentines
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