iJunoon Archives 2014

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.

Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?

Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside.

Maggi Noodle is the girlfriend of the food world.

It always says minutes... but it takes







at least 20 minutes to get ready!

I'm diagnosed as being in love.

The medicine is you.

The addiction is awesome.

The withdrawal is hell.

Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.

Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?

Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!

An early bird catches the worm;

But an early mouse catches the bait.

So Good Morning whenever you get up!

Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:

1. Polar bears

2. Penguins

3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.

A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.

Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

I don't regret the things I've done;

I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance!