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Koun Tumhare Jaisa Hai Waqt Mila Tu Soche Gay

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the.
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: UMER sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein or time pass kar rahe hein.
Hahahahaha..!

zindagi bhar udaas rehna hai
sochta hoon tou muskurata hoon

Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha:
Kya aap ki degree asli hai?
Wo bola: G haan
Us ne kaha:

ABC Sunaiye
MNA bola:
Choti ya bari?
(O teri khair)

woh ankhen
dhoond lao tum
jinhen sapnay nahee atay
woh rishtay soch ao tum
jinhen apnay nahee bulatay
woh rastay
dekh ao tum
jo manzik ko nahee jatay
woh lafz hi likh kay lao tum
samajh mein jo nahee atay
tou phir
mein bhi
soch hi loonga
kay
tumhen kaisay bhulana hai

shair amjad meer khan

SON: Papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se
ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?
FATHER: My Son!
Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hain
Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karen To...