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chalo so jatay hain ab phir kisi sach ki talash mein
rahin sansen to subh phir is jhooti dunya ka deedar karna hai

Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

#jokes

Cham Cham Cham
Athanay Ki Chaliya

Athanay Ka Paan
Chal Meray Ghoray Hindustan

Hindustan Ki Pahli Gali
Us Me Rahta Liaqat Ali

Liaqat Ali Ko Goli Lagi
Sari Duniya Ronay Lagi

Rotay Rotay bhook lagi
Hum Nay Khaee Mong Phali

Mong Pahli Me Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi

Nana Gaye Dilli
Dilli Say Laye Billi

Billi Ne Diye Do Bachay
Allah Miyan Sachay

Sachay Sachay Jaengay Bhai Ki Dulhan Laengay
Bhai Ki Dulhan Kali, 100 Nakhray Wali

Aik Nakhra Toot Gaya Bhai Ka Muh Soojh Gaya
Soojay Soojay Jaingay Dosri Dulhan Laengay

Dusri Dulhan Gori Ghar Main Hogayi Chori
Chori Chori Jaengay Teesri Dulhain Laengay

Teesri Dulhan Achi Ghar Mai Hoogayi Bachi
Bachi Ne Khayi Machli

Machli Me Nikla Kaanta
Ammi Nay Maara Chanta

Chanta Baday Zore Ka
Hum Nay Khayi Polka

Polka Bari Thandi
Hum Gaye Mandi

Mandi Say Laye Aalooo
Aaloo Ke Peechay Lag Gaya Bhaloo

Wife:Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis aa gy.
Husband: Q Kya hua ?
Wife :Bahar gali me boht shoor tha log keh rahy thy, K Koi RUN Mureed gutter me gir gaya hai.
Husband: Fitay moun tera, Rana Mureed keh rahay thay Run Mureed nahi.

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Mobile Aya Watch Khatam
Mobile Aya Torch Khatam
Mobile Aya Tape Khatam
Mobile Aya Khat Khatam
Mobile Aya Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya Camera Khatam
Mobile Aya Eid Card Khatam
Phir...
Rahman Malik aya Mobile Khatam :p

Badal gaya quon uss ka mizaj kuch hi dinon mein
woh to kehta tha badaltay log usay achay nahee lagte

Ustaad: Agar tumhara dost aur tumhari Lover doob rahe hon to tum kis ko bachao gay?
Shagird: Doob jane do, Dono kaminon ko! Wo aik sath kar kia rahe thay?