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mehshar ka kher kuch bhi nateeja ho ae adam
kuch guftagu to khul kar karenge khuda ke sath

#poetry

A man got a call from unknown
number..
.
.
Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
.
Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
.
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" R u married ??
.
.
Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
.
Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
.
.
Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
.
.
Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

Thoko Like 200 Ki speed se

hum nah uss saf mein thay aur
nah is saf mein thay! !
rastay mein kharray un ko taktey rahay
rashk karte rahay. .. .. . !
aur chup chaap ansoo bahatye rahay
lout kar aa ke dekha to phoolon ka rang
jo kabhi surkh tha zard hi zard hai !
apna pehlu tatola to aisa laga. .. .. . !
dil jahan tha wahan dard hi dard hai

#poetry

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi

tum mera badan ourh ke phirtay raho lekin
mumkin ho to ik din mera chehra mujhe dena

chhoo jaye hawa jis se to khushbu teri aaye
jatay hoye ik zakham to aisa mujhe dena

aik dard ka Mela he laga he dil o jaan mein
aik rooh ki aawaz ka rasta mujhe dena

#poetry

koi mujh ko aisi Daleel day
kay mein toar kar tre naqsh
aankh ki putliyon se mita sakoo
koi mujh ko aisi Daleel day !
.. . kay mein dil se tri
Umar bhar ki rafaqaton ko mita sakoo
koi mujh ko aisi Daleel day !
kay mein Umar bhar teri yaad ka
koi jashan hi nah mana sakoo
agar aisi koi Sabeel hai to phir aazma
jo nahi to phir !
mujhe yaad kar, mujhe yaad aa

#poetry