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AIK BAR AIK PAENDU KISI KAM SAY SHAER (CITY) JATA HAI WAHAN USS KO BHOOK LAG JATI HAI WOH AIK AADMI SAY POOCHTA HAI KAY BHAI SAHIB YAHAN HOTEL KAHAN HAI WOH AADMI KEHTA HAI KAY SAMNAY HAI SAAMNAY HOTEL AUR ADALAT (COURT) SATH SATH HOTAY HAIN PENDU GALTI SAY ADALAT MEIN CHALA JATA HAI WAHAN JUDGE SAHIB KAHTAY HAIN ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! TOH PENDU KEHTA HAI AIK PLATE DALL AUR 2 ROTIAN.

AIK DAFA AIK GORA ADMI KISI DESI FAMILY KEHAAN REHNE ATA HAI. WOH USKO ITNA MERCHOON WALA KHANA KHILATE HAIN KE USKI BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI. DOSRAY DIN USKO BOHAT ZOR SE BATHROOM ATA HAI TO WOH BATROOM BHAG TA HAI. WAHAAN JATA HAI TO USKO TOILET PAPER HI NAHI MILTA, AB USKI OR BHEE BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI, KAHIR WOH WESE HI BATHROOM KARNE LAGJATA HAI. MIRCHOON KI WAJHA SE USKO BOHAT JALAN HOTI HAI TO WOH JALDI SE PANI DALTA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI ""AAAAHHHHH!!! NOW I GET IT WHY DESI PEOPLE HAVE WATER IN THEIR BATHROOMS,TOILET PAPER WOULD HAVE BURNT"" HEHEHEHEHEHE