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When a girl says "do whatever you want", do not do whatever you want!

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

Bush: Wow! Howc many?

Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA.

Walk with me when your hearts needs company;

Take my hand when you feel all alone;

Turn to me when you need someone to lean on;

Because I'm the one you can always depend on!

Dear Math,

I am sick and tired of finding your `X`. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!

The 'arms' of a man and the 'tears' of a woman can accomplish any task in the world.

Thanks to my lovely father for loving me and making me what I am today!

Happy Father's Day!

Love is not finding someone perfect, it's finding an imperfect person and loving that person perfectly.

Happy Valentines' day!

The tree does not withdraw its shade even from the oodcutter. So, luv even those who hurt U. They`ll realise your worth someday.