Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Rumana Shahzad
Santa: My Friend Lost All His Money.
Santa: My friend lost all his money.
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls!
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Dec 10, 2014 at 06:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shaista Anam
Santa: A Guy Broke Into My Apartment Last Week. He Didn't Take My Tv But Just The Remote.
Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.
Banta: Lucky you!
Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
Banta: Lucky you!
Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
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Dec 10, 2014 at 03:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Flirt
Memoona Aqeel
May Be The God Wants Us To Meet A Few Wrong People Before Meeting The Right One;
May be the God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one;
so that when we finally meet the right person, we'll know how to be grateful for that gift!
so that when we finally meet the right person, we'll know how to be grateful for that gift!
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Dec 10, 2014 at 01:12
Category: Flirt
Whatsapp Messages / One Liners
Mooria Ul Ain
Did Your Hear About The Cemetery That Raised Its Burial Cost...
Did your hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost? It blamed the cost of living!
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Dec 09, 2014 at 23:12
Category: One-liners
Whatsapp Messages / Hinglish
Fatima Zehra
"log Kya Kahenge" Has Killed More Dreams Than Anything Else ...
"Log Kya Kahenge" has killed more dreams than anything else in the world!
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Dec 09, 2014 at 21:12
Category: Hinglish
Whatsapp Messages / Love Birthday
Alisha Khan
Mountain Rain Or Summer Heat;
Mountain rain or summer heat;
You are the reason I breathe;
One my dear you are very sweet;
And you're also my heartbeat!
Happy Birthday!
You are the reason I breathe;
One my dear you are very sweet;
And you're also my heartbeat!
Happy Birthday!
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Dec 09, 2014 at 18:12
Category: Love-Birthday
Whatsapp Messages / Girl And Boy
Hammad Yousuf
When A Boy Calls You Cute, He Likes Your Face.
When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face.
When he calls you hot, he likes your body.
When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.
When he calls you hot, he likes your body.
When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.
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Dec 09, 2014 at 16:12
Category: Girl-and-Boy
Whatsapp Messages / Good Week
Babar Ali
Oh Lord!
Oh Lord!
Please bless our week. Give us strength to perform even the most difficult of tasks!
Please bless our week. Give us strength to perform even the most difficult of tasks!
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Dec 09, 2014 at 14:12
Category: Good-Week
Whatsapp Messages / Gurbani
Faisal Razzaq
Waho Waho Gobind Singh Aape Gur Chela!
Waho Waho Gobind Singh Aape Gur Chela!
Todi Mehla-5
Har Har Charan Ridai Ur Dhare!
Simar Suami Satgur Apuna Karaj Safal Hamare! I1I Rahao
Ang-718
Translation:
I have enshrined the Lord's feet within my heart. Contemplating my Lord and Master, my true Guru, all my affairs have been resolved. IPauseI
Ang-718
Todi Mehla-5
Har Har Charan Ridai Ur Dhare!
Simar Suami Satgur Apuna Karaj Safal Hamare! I1I Rahao
Ang-718
Translation:
I have enshrined the Lord's feet within my heart. Contemplating my Lord and Master, my true Guru, all my affairs have been resolved. IPauseI
Ang-718
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Dec 09, 2014 at 12:12
Category: Gurbani
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