Marriage

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

A wife is often referred to as the man's better half - which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi, husband ki 'Talash' mein... aur Baaki ki Aadhi, Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai!

Modern paintings are like women:

You'll never enjoy them, if you try to understand them.

A woman learning to drive to her husband, "But I don't know what to do!"

Husband: Just imagine that I'm driving!

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"

Wife: No.

Husband was completely surprised!

Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred!