Marriage

I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;

But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!

If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?

Lot of people don't understand the value of their wives, until a judge decides the alimony amount!

Wife to her husband: I love you!

I can't live without you!

Mar Jaungi!

Mit Jaungi!

Jehar Pee Luongi!

Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!

Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable; while the other is just having a baby!

The worst part of recession is that I lost half my stuff and still have my wife.

Who says wives are difficult to please? They just want two things in life - Love & Labels!

Q: What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A: A knife has a point.

A successful marriage is based on give & take:

Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;

And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.