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Lawyer: You want a divorce because your husband is careless about his appearance?

Woman: Yes, he hasn't showed up in 18 months!

It's not bad to be a dumb. Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!

A lady tells Santa, `If you were my husband, I would poison your drink`! Santa replied, `Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!`

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!

I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue!

I like watching you and I like to spend my time with you;
But you are always surrounded by people... being the main attraction of the Zoo!

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them in real!

Steal your victim's cell phone and tape it under a desk or chair, or hide it somewhere they'll never find it. Then start calling them while keeping your phone hidden.

People Fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.