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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

You look wonderful together. Here`s wishing you love and joy forever. Happy Wedding Anniversary!

Women have amazing strength. They can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens without batting an eyelid. She not only manages her family, she manages all the daily chores with elan.

Salute to all the women of the world!

Happy Women's Day!

Lips don't join when you say L O V E - it's a sign of distance;

But when you say F R I E N D S H I P, lips join - it's is a sign of togetherness.

Listening to your WAGs is like reading the "Terms and Conditions" of a website.

You don't understand anything, still you confirm

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"I Agree"!

Why is there an `Eject` button on the DVD remote?

In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge!

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see.

Don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.

Always live an honest and truthful life.

Good morning!

Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. Shocked Santa said, I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.