SantaBanta

Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men.

Santa: That's simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily!

Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible.

Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!

Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!

Santa: I always drink responsibly. I take care not to spill even a single drop.

Santa: May I have some stationery?

Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?

Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Santa: Banta once told me, "0nions are the only food that make you cry."

That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.

Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life.

Santa: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?

Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?


Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai,

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"Dinner 7-12 PM!"

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't
live without my friend.