Marriage

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Hard fact of married life:

Your wife misses you the most when you're partying with your friends!

Wife: Darling, kuch aisi baat karo ki mai khush ho jaun aur jal bhi jaun.

Husband: Jaan tum meri Zindagi ho aur... aur... aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi pe.

Marriage is like a Walkie Talkie.

Hubby goes out for a walkie, when wifey gets very talkie!

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

Wife: Don't you have simple manners. I have been speaking for hours and you keep on yawning.

Husband: I'm not yawning... I'm simply trying to say something!

Evolution of MAN:


Before meeting her, Spider Man;


After meeting her, Gentleman;

During wedding, Superman;


Soon after marriage, Watchman;


After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!

Two theories to argue with wife :

1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet.

2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.