Marriage

People say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life.

Personally, I believe Paani Puri does a better job.

There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous.

Some choose army and retire soon;

And others get married and fight till death.

Salute them!

Marriage is very much like a violin. After the sweet music is over, the strings are attached!

Pity the man who marries for love and then finds that his wife has no money!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage?

The husband remains silent...

Wife: What is the meaning of silence?

Husband: Wait. Let me count!

Life is a paradox:

What U want U don't get(luv);

What U get, U don't enjoy(marriage);
What U enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend):

What is permanent is boring(wife)!

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue.

Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!

Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";

Kyunki

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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!