Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Asiya Faheem
Film Director Santa: U Have To Jump To A Swimming Pool From 100 Ft.
Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft.
Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.
Santa: Don't worry there is no water.
Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.
Santa: Don't worry there is no water.
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Dec 01, 2014 at 04:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / People
Abdul Khaliq
Isn't It Strange That The Same People Who Laugh At Fortunete...
Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at fortunetellers take economists seriously?
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Dec 01, 2014 at 01:12
Category: People
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdul Qadeer
Santa: Did You Hear About The Irish Abortion Clinic?
Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 23:11
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Good Night
Ak Motiwala
It Is Always At The End Of Something That Makes Us Realize How Beautiful Was The Beginning!
It is always at the end of something that makes us realize how beautiful was the beginning!
Good Night!
Good Night!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 21:11
Category: Good-Night
Whatsapp Messages / Hinglish
Mehwish Shahzadi
A Girl To A Stationary Store And Asked For A Calculator.
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
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Nov 30, 2014 at 19:11
Category: Hinglish
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Noor Bukhari
Loneliness Is A Special Enjoyment When Chosen By Our Self Bu...
Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by our self but hard to digest when gifted by others.
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Nov 30, 2014 at 16:11
Category: Interesting
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Sanam Baloch
Teacher: Pappu, You Know You Can't Sleep In My Class.
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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Nov 30, 2014 at 14:11
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Birthday
Fahad Bukhari
Birthday Wishes Are A Reminder That People May Not Be Around But They Always Remember Persons Who Hold A Special Place In Their Heart Forever.
Birthday wishes are a reminder that people may not be around but they always remember persons who hold a special place in their heart forever.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 12:11
Category: Birthday
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Moiz Malik
Santa To The Shopkeeper: Give Me One Litre Wheat Flour.
Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
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Nov 30, 2014 at 10:11
Category: SantaBanta
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