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Sometimes God closes all doors & shuts all the windows. During those times, trust Him bcoz may be there is storm outside and He wants u safe.

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi, husband ki 'Talash' mein... aur Baaki ki Aadhi, Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either!

Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.

Radheshyam works in a Mithai Shop. The shop's address is: hashtag 78, Pahad Gunj, Delhi. He is very fat. His height is 5ft 2 inches only. His waist is 42 inches. His shoe size is 7.
What does he weigh?

Relationship is just like water.


No Size

No Shape

No Place

No Taste

But it's essential for life.

So save it forever.

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Everytime I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife somehow finds it out!

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha.

Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying,

"Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"