Tag: Water

If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.

wen a drop of water falls on a lake its identity is lost
& wen it sits a top on a Lotus leaf it sparkles like a pearl.
The Drop is the same but company matters..

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

If love is water i give you sea,
If love is leaves i give you a tree,
If love is earth i give you galaxy,
If love is life i give you my life.

If kisses were water, I will give you the sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy. If friendship is lif,e I will give you mine.

A small boy is sent to bed by his father....

[Five minutes later]

""Da-ad...""
""What?""
""I-m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""
""No. You had your chance. Lights out.""

[Five minutes later]

""Da-aaaad...""
""WHAT?""
""I-m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??""
""I told you NO! If you ask again I-ll have to spank you!!""

[Five minutes later]

""Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...""
""WHAT??!!""
""When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?""

Once there a Pakistani a indian a American man and srdar gi were on the ship. The voyage was very nice and after two day ship was in the center of ocean and what happen caption came and said there is too much load on the ship and it cause danger to the ship so every body have to drop some thing.
First American man get up and threw away his diamond watch in the water and said am rich i can buy hundred of thoes.
Second a Indian get up and threw away his golden necklaces and rings in the water saying gold is very cheap on my country .
Third was Pakistani after thinking 10 to 15 minutes he picked up the sardar gi and threw him in water saying they are alot in my country

water ki baat kartay hoo dil jalanay ki baat kartay hoo afseen nay do din say mon nahi dohya tum nahanay ki baat kartay hoo

ik dafa school mein ahmed ki ciass ka swiming ka period tha Ahmed ko swiming nahi ati thi.Teacher na Ahmed sa kaha:Ahmed menay suna hai kha tum darya kay pass rehtay hoo phir bhi tumhay swiming nahi atee.
ahmed:teacher mein nay suna hai kha app flat mein rehte hain phir bhi app ko urna nahi ata............................hahahahahaha............................