Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Teacher: “promise Karo Kabhi

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta He

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he
Me
apko kesa lgta
hn
Miss so swet
Bacha:To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko ap
k
ghr kb bhejn
Miss: wo q
Bacha:Take wo
hmari
bat aage chalaen
Mis:ye kya bkwas
hy
Bacha
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Tution parhane k lye.mis ap b na cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain:-)

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Birthday

Kashif Yaqoob

Teacher Birthday SMS

Dil Se Bohat Mubarak Yeh Samaa
Khoobsurat Lag Raha Hai Aaj Yeh Jahaan
Aaj Ke Din Sweekar Karein Meri Badhaiyan
Janamdin Aapka, Poora School Hai Khushnuma!
Happy Birth

· 1 Like · May 30, 2013 at 21:05
Category: birthday Tags: Teacher Student Birthday Mubarak Happy Sms School
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Bacha Exam Me Betha Copy Pr Apna Hath Bana Raha Tha..

1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)

· 1 Like · May 30, 2013 at 20:05
Category: exams Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Me Ek New Bachi Ai Tu Sb Bachon Ne

1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.

· 1 Like · May 07, 2013 at 21:05
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Agar Tum Jungle Me Ho Or Wahan Sher Aa Jay

Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ustaad Animals Jokes Teacher Student Funny Sms
 
Sms / Reply Must Chosen

Kashif Yaqoob

Sasural Ko English

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

· 2 Like · Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen Tags: Sasural Amazing Test Teacher Girl Student Sms Friend
 
Sms / Exams

Shahbaz Ishaq

3 Signs To Identify The Teacher

3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed

2.Depressed

3. Still Well Dressed.;-)

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: exams Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Teacher To Student

Teacher to Student:
How many planets are there?
Student:
Mercury,venus,earth,mars.........
Teacher or sunao?
Student:
Bus fit fat....
Madam ap sunain?

· 1 Like · May 14, 2012 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student
 
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