Tag: Teacher
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?
MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi
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4 Like ·
Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Mothers Day
Kashif Yaqoob
Meri Maa Ki Duaon Ka Asar Lagta Hy,
Teacher studnts se:Agr tm me se koi mujhy muthi bhar JANAT ki matti la k dyga to wo tm me se kamyab studnt hoga. Agly din 1 chota bacha muthi bhar matti le aya or teacher ko dydi Teacher naraz ho k kaha:tm mujh se mazaq kr rahy ho Ye matti kahan se lae Studnt ne anso bhari ankhon k 7 jawab dya Ye matti me apni MAA ki qabar se utha laya hn ap he ny humain sikhaya k Maa k qadmon taly Janat hy. Sakht toofan me b aasan safar lagta hy, ye mjhe meri Maa ki duaon ka asar lagta hy, sari umar meri MAA nhe soi bs Me ny aik bar kaha tha 'MAA MJHE DAR LAGTA HAI' I love u Ammi.
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Jan 20, 2014 at 15:01
Category: mothers-day
Tags: Teacher Student Sms Maa
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Sms / Fool
Kashif Yaqoob
"hum Dunya Me Doosron Ki Madad Karnae Aae Hain.
Teacher: "Hum dunya me doosron ki madad karnae aae hain. "Student: "Woh to theek he, magr ye 'doosray' kya karne aae hen???"
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Nov 28, 2013 at 15:11
Category: fool
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Exams
Kashif Yaqoob
Khusra:maths K Paper Mai Uth K Dance Karny Lga
khusra:Maths K Paper Mai uth k Dance Karny lga Kisi Ne Pucha Ye Kya Kr Rahey Ho Khusra:Techr Ne Kaha Ta maths me Hr STEP K Nmbr milty hen
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3 Like ·
Nov 22, 2013 at 14:11
Category: exams
Tags: Teacher Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Double Meaning
Shahbaz Ishaq
Teacher Says
Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.
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3 Like ·
Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning
Tags: Teacher
Sms / Exams
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Bacha Exam Me Betha Copy Pr Apna Hath Bana Raha Tha..
1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)
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3 Like ·
May 30, 2013 at 20:05
Category: exams
Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Teacher: “promise Karo Kabhi
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
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2 Like ·
Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: jokes
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 Baje Shuru Hota Hy Phir Der Q Ki?
Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.
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2 Like ·
Oct 09, 2013 at 16:10
Category: funny
Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Agar Tum Jungle Me Ho Or Wahan Sher Aa Jay
Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.
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2 Like ·
Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Ustaad Animals Jokes Teacher Student Funny Sms
Sms / Reply Must Chosen
Kashif Yaqoob
Sasural Ko English
Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho
To Batao ki
“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho
To Batao ki
“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..
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2 Like ·
Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen
Tags: Sasural Amazing Test Teacher Girl Student Sms Friend
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