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TEEN DOOST BETHE SHARAB PEE RAHE HTE HEN UN MEN SE AIK PAKISTANEE HOTA HE AIK INDIAN OR AIK ANGRAIZ.TEENOON SAUDEE ARAB MEN HOTEE HEN. AIK DAFA TEENOON SHARAB PEE RAHE HOTEE HEN OR UN KO POLICE PAKER KER LE JATEE HE.UN KO 40 KOROON KEE SAZA SUNAYEE JATEE HE.
JAB WOH ANGRAIZ KO KOREE MARNE LAGTE HEN TO UN SE KEHTE HEN KEH APNEE KHREE KOAHISH BATAO. WOH KEHTA HE KEH MEREE KOAHISH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 1 TAKYA RAKH DO.WOH ISIS TARHA KERTE HEN OR PHIR KORE MARTE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
US KE BADD INDIAN KEE BAREE ATEE HE US SE BHEE US KEE AKHREE KOAHISH POOCHTE HEN WOH SOCHTA HE KEH ANGRAIZ NE AIK TAKYYA RAHKWAYA THA TO TAKLEEF HOYEE THEE MEN 2 RAKHWA DETA HOON. WOH YAHEE BATA HE US KEE KAMER PER DO TAKYE RAKH DETE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO
BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
ABB BAREE ATEE HE PAKISTANEE KEE US KO KEHTE HEN KEH TUM MUSALMAN HO ISS LEYE APNEE DO AKHREE KOAHISH BATA SAKTE HO.PAKISTANEE UN SE KEHTA HE KEH MEREE PEHLEE KOAHISH YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 40 KEE BAJAYE 80 KOREE MAREE JAYEN OR DOOSREE YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER
PER INDIAN KO LITA DEYA JAYE. US KEE DONONN KOHASISH POOREE KER DEE JATEE HEN OR YOON BECHARA INDIAN.............HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Main nazar say pee raha hoon, yeah sama badal naa jayae


Main nazar say pee raha hoon, yeah sama badal naa jayae
Na jhukao tum nigahain kahin raat dhal naa jayae


Mairay ashk bhee hain is main yeah sharab ubal na jayae
Maira jaam choone-walay taira haath jal naa jayae


Adhi raat kuch hai baki naa uthaa naqaab saqi
Taira rind giratay giratay kaheen phir sambhal naa jayae


Mairee zindagi k malik mairay dil pay haath rakhna
Tairay anay kee khushi main maira dam nikal na jayae


Mujhay phunkanay say pehlay maira dil nikaal laina
Yeah kisee kee amanat kaheen saath jal naa jayae

IK DAFA DO CHEETIAN KHUB SHARAB PEE KUR GHOM RAHI HOTI HIN UNHAY SAMANY SAY IK HATHI AATA HUA NZ AATA HI TO WOH IK DRUKHT PER CHADH JATI HAIN JUB HATHI DRUKHT K NEECHAY SAY GUZRTA HAI TO IK CHEETI KA PAIR PHISAL JATA HAI OR WOH HATHI PER GIR JATI HAI TO DOOSRI CHEETI US SAY KAHTI HAI MUSUL DAY SAALAY KO

aik sharabi eyes donate kerne gaya clerks ne us say poocha kuch kehna chachte ho to sharabi na kaha
jisse laga na usse bata daina kai do peg kai badh khulti hai

sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kardeti hai.to aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen........03004401587

Sharab aik bemari hai josab ko khatam ker rahi hai
aao mil ker is bemari ko khatam karain
aik bottle aap khatam karoo
aik hum khatam karain..CHEERS...

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.


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mosam shabab ka,

nasha sharab ka,

parda janab ka,

aur rang gulab ka,

in sab se haseen,

in sab se lajawab dekho sms padne wala...



mendak talaab ka.


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Ek wari sanu yaad karo.
Asi bulliyan da hassa ban jan ge.

Tuadiyan hawan da dilasa ban jan ge.

Sadi yaari da mul nai.
Asi muft da shanasa ban jan ge.

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EK BADSHAH ELAN KARTA HAY K JO SHAKS MARAY TEAN SAWAL PURAY KARAY GA ME US KO APNI PURI SALTANAT INAM MEIN DOUN GA.
1) SHARAB K TEAN DRAM PIYE,
2) SHER(LION) K PINJRAY MAIN JA KAR US K DANT TORAY, AUR
3) EK LARKI KO ITNA CHUDAY K WO BEHOSH HO JAY.
JO YEA TEAN SHARAT PURI KARAY GA SALTANAT US KO MIL JAYE GI.
EK PATHAN ATA HAY AUR SUB SE PHELAY WO SHARAB K TEAN DRUM PITA HAY US K BAAD WO SHER(LION) K PINJRAY MAIN JATA HAY AUR 45 MINS K BAAD BAHAR ATA HAY AUR KHETA HAY K KAHAN HAY WO LARKI JIS K DANT TORNAY HAIN.
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Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....