Tag: River

ek baccha bus mein bus driver ki peeche vaali seat mein betha aur apnay aap sey bolna shuru hogaya: agar mera baap billi aur ma chipkali hoti to mein ek half lizard half billi hota. bus driver ne pehelay ussay bardaasht kiya. baccha dobara bola:agar meri maa dinosaur aur baap choonti hota to mein half choonti half dinosaur hota. iss tarha baccha bolta gaya , bolta gaya. yahaan tak ke bus driver ney bus rok dee aur bacchay se poocha:agar tera baap ghunda hota aur maa nautanki hoti to phir tu kiya hota??? bachay ne javaab diya: BUS DRIVER

Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

ek adami driver tha ek rat jo wo so raha tha osky biwi osky phiaro key nichi so gaye thee driver khwab mai deka ke koye bache ko mara gari key sath wo daffatan brek lagadi our yaha brek key bajaye apny biwi ko ek zabardast break merdi

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
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Aik admi new train driver bana tha k us ne pehlay hi safar main train

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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