Sms / Cool

Ijunoon

True Bravery Is To Arrive Home.....

true bravery is to arrive home.....
fully drunk......a late night out.....&
mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
""hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho""



· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool Tags: River
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Driver Key Biwi

ek adami driver tha ek rat jo wo so raha tha osky biwi osky phiaro key nichi so gaye thee driver khwab mai deka ke koye bache ko mara gari key sath wo daffatan brek lagadi our yaha brek key bajaye apny biwi ko ek zabardast break merdi

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: River
 
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Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Sardar Bus Driver

1 Sardar bus driver k seat ke peche likha tha.'Agar WAHE GURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga.'AUR Agar ankh lag gai to!WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga..

· 1 Like · Nov 10, 2010 at 09:11
Category: sardar Tags: River Sardar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Train Driver

Aik admi new train driver bana tha k us ne pehlay hi safar main train

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: River
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Funny (Truck Driver)

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: River Funny
 
Sms / Golden Words

Shahbaz Ishaq

Life Is Like A River

LIFE
Is Like a River

Which have many Turns

So enjoy every Turn

Because

These turns never
Return..

· 1 Like · Oct 20, 2011 at 09:10
Category: golden-words Tags: River
 
Sms / Sardar

Unknown

Sardar And Rickshaw Driver

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

Share sms @ 0313-4862471

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: River Sardar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Riksha Driver

Aik bewakoof nay riksha driver say poocha : Kion bhai Sadar chalo gay kia .
Driver bola : Kion nahi janab tashreef rakhain janab
Bewakoof riksha main beth gaya .Sadar ponch kar bewafook nay driver say kiraya malom kia . Kitna bill bana .
Driver:Janab 10 rupe.
Bewakoof nay foran 5 rupe nikal kar driver ko deye aur chal deya .
Driver nay us ko aawaz di aur bola janab ye to 5 rupe hain .
Bewakoof aakhain phar kar bola .Kia tum mujh ko bewakoof samajh tay ho , Maray sath tum bhi to riksha main bathay ho
tumhara bill kon dayga.



· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: River
 
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Unknown

Nasir Shahzad Ka Tarak Driver Say Interview

Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview River
 
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Unknown

Bus Driver

ek baccha bus mein bus driver ki peeche vaali seat mein betha aur apnay aap sey bolna shuru hogaya: agar mera baap billi aur ma chipkali hoti to mein ek half lizard half billi hota. bus driver ne pehelay ussay bardaasht kiya. baccha dobara bola:agar meri maa dinosaur aur baap choonti hota to mein half choonti half dinosaur hota. iss tarha baccha bolta gaya , bolta gaya. yahaan tak ke bus driver ney bus rok dee aur bacchay se poocha:agar tera baap ghunda hota aur maa nautanki hoti to phir tu kiya hota??? bachay ne javaab diya: BUS DRIVER

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: River
 
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