Tag: Marriage

Welcome 2 Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishte K Liye 1 Dabayen
Mangni K Liye 2 Dabayen
Shaadi K Liye 3 Dabayen
Aur dosri Shaadi K Liye
pehli Ka Gala Dabayie

Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.

Love marriage or Arranged marriage mein kya difference?
Hum khud jakar kunvey mein girey tou vo love marriage, or
dass log milkar dhakka de-dey tou vo arrange marriage.

Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Before marriage: Roses are red,
sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue.
U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don not even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I am not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

A good marriage would be between
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne