Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Maa Apne Totlay Bete Se:

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
.
.
.
.
.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

· 1 Like · Jul 18, 2013 at 13:07
Category: jokes Tags: Beta Ladka Maa Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Cute

Kashif Yaqoob

Ammi Ki Goud Or Abbo K Kandhy.

Ammi ki goud or
Abbo k kandhy.
Na jOb ki sOch
Na life k PanGy.
Na kal ki FIKAR
Na Future k sapny.
Wo School k dost
wo kapry Hamary Gandy.
Wo patang Urana
wo Khelna Kanchy.
Wo har Eid mein kehna
Abu hamary Naey Kapry.
.
.
.
Laikin
Ab kal ki hy Fikar
Or
Adhury hein sapny
Murr k dekho to bOhat Door hein apny.
Manzilon ko Dhondty huwy kahan kho Gaey HUM.?
Q itni jaldi Bary ho gaey HUM.

· 2 Like · Jun 12, 2013 at 16:06
Category: cute Tags: Maa Sms Baap
 
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Sms / Birthday

Kashif Yaqoob

Happy Birth Day Déär Mom!

* *;%*;%’*

*;*;%/*%*
)i( FrEsh
( ) FlöwErs
4
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SpEcial prsn like u
HAPPY BIRTH DAY DÉÄR MOM!

· 1 Like · Jun 08, 2013 at 16:06
Category: birthday Tags: Maa Birthday Happy Sms
 
Sms / Nice

Kashif Yaqoob

Beta: Ami Men Jannat Me Jaunga?

VEry Nice Msg___
Beta: Ami Men Jannat Me Jaunga?
Maa:
Beta Tum Ne T0
Log0n K Dil Dukhaye Hain__
Tum Se Sab
Naraz Hain!
Keise Jannat
me Jao Ge,
Betey ne Kaha
Ami ek Jalta hua Angara Mere Hath pe Rakh Dein,
Maa___
Ye Me Nhi Kar sakti!
Beta__
TO Phir W0
Mujhe Keise
DOZAKH Me Dal Sakta Hai___
JO 70 Maoon Se Ziyada Mohabbat Karne Wala Hai
__SUBHAN ALLAH__

· 4 Like · Jun 08, 2013 at 16:06
Category: nice Tags: Beta Maa Jannat Muhabbat Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Is Mobile Ki Jan Chor Dy

Mom,,:
is mobile ki jan chor dy
is se tujy Roti nhi milny wali
Son:
Koi bat ni,
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.
.
.
.
.
(,")
< ¡ ¡>
_/ /_ Roti bnany wali to mily gi na..

· 2 Like · May 17, 2013 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Mom Beta Maa Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Dunia Me 3 Log Bht Masoom

Dunia me 3 log bht masoom
OR
achy hn
(‘,’)/
<))1 me
_//_

2nd meri ammi ka beta

('-')yani ME
<((>
_//_
OR
3rd Apka Dost
(‘,’)
<))yani k phr se me :-D
//

Hosla rakho ap b to itne masom
OR
Acha Dost K frnd ho…

· 1 Like · May 02, 2013 at 15:05
Category: funny Tags: Beta Maa Jokes Dost Funny Sms Friend
 
Sms / Good Morning

Kashif Yaqoob

"khuda Ki Jannat" Dunia Main

Asalam Alikun &
Good Morning
"KHUDA ki JANNAT" dunia main kbhi dekhne ka shoq ho to
Faqat 1 bar apni MAA ki god main kbi so kr dekhna.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: good-morning Tags: Maa Jannat Apni Allah Sms Khuda
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mara

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
.
.
Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
.
.
Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)

· 1 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Beta Maa Judge Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

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Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Kehta Hai...

ek bacha apni ma se kahta ha ka mami mami ajj phir jab main bath room gya to light khud hi jul gai to us ki ma kuch so ch ner ke bad kehti hao gandy ajj phir fridge main poti ker do ha
hahahahahahhehehehhohohoh

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Apni Bacha Maa
 
Sms / Funny

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Main Tumharey Bachey Ki Maa Bananey Wali Hoon

ek haathi hota hai woh hansta nahi sab log bhut koshish kartey hain key woh hansey lakin sab ki koshish bekar jatey hai.itney main ek chunti atey hai woh boltey hain main hansatey hoon hathi ko woh us key kaan main kuch boltey hai tu haathi zor zor se hansna suru kar deta haisab log pareshan ho jatey hain aur chuntey se poochtey hain tum ney aisa kya bola key woh hans deya.chuntey boley main ney kaha key main tumharey bachey ki maa bananey wali hoon.hahahaaaaaaa

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Maa
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Gabar Sing Ne Maa Se Mar Kyoon Khai

Gabar Sing ne maa se mar kyoon khai, isliye usne ne paida hote hi apni maa se poocha MAA, KITNE AADMI THEY

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Maa
 
Sms / Marital Woes

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Larki Ki Maa Mang Lon

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?


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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Maa
 
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