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Kashif Yaqoob

'high Class Insult'

'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: fool Tags: Animals Ladka Jokes Funny Ladki Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Boy: I Love U .

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Pyaar Funny Ladki Sms Love
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Solid Bezzati Boy : I Love You.

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

· 2 Like · Dec 26, 2013 at 14:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Love Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Modern shadi Lrka lrki k father se.

Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!

· 1 Like · Nov 30, 2013 at 15:11
Category: jokes Tags: Ladka Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Boy. Call Kab Karun ?

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

· 2 Like · Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2013 at 17:04
Category: exams Tags: Ladka Biwi Wife Jokes Funny Husband Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Girl: Ami Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jate Dekh Liya .

Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se

· 1 Like · Nov 12, 2013 at 14:11
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Ladki Jokes Funny Sms Girl
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Larke Ne Larki Ko Call Ki.

1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr

· 1 Like · May 07, 2013 at 21:05
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Jokes Funny Ladki Love Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Maa Apne Totlay Bete Se:

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

· 1 Like · Jul 18, 2013 at 13:07
Category: jokes Tags: Beta Ladka Maa Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Reply Must Chosen

Kashif Yaqoob

Ans If You Can !!!

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita

· 2 Like · Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen Tags: Ladki Ladka Boy Girl Sms Friend
 
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