Tag: Ladka
Sms / Fool
Kashif Yaqoob
'high Class Insult'
'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/
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3 Like ·
Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: fool
Tags: Animals Ladka Jokes Funny Ladki Sms
Sms / Exams
Kashif Yaqoob
Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai
Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.
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3 Like ·
Apr 29, 2013 at 17:04
Category: exams
Tags: Ladka Biwi Wife Jokes Funny Husband Sms
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Sms / Reply Must Chosen
Kashif Yaqoob
Ans If You Can !!!
ANS IF YOU CAN !!!
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..
Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss
Kagaz mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001
expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..
Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss
Kagaz mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001
expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita
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Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen
Tags: Ladki Ladka Boy Girl Sms Friend
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Boy. Call Kab Karun ?
Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.
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2 Like ·
Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: funny
Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Modern shadi Lrka lrki k father se.
Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!
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1 Like ·
Nov 30, 2013 at 15:11
Category: jokes
Tags: Ladka Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Girl: Ami Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jate Dekh Liya .
Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se
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1 Like ·
Nov 12, 2013 at 14:11
Category: funny
Tags: Ladka Boy Ladki Jokes Funny Sms Girl
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Jab Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ko Kisi Ladke Ke Saath Dekhta Hu To
Jab kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke saath dekhta hu to, Dil pe haath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu Bhai-Behan hain,:-> Bhai-Behan hain.
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1 Like ·
Oct 19, 2013 at 14:10
Category: funny
Tags: Ladka Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Girl: Agar Paise Darakht Par Ugty To Kya Hota.? .
Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati,:) (:Uff itni insult:)
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Oct 10, 2013 at 15:10
Category: jokes
Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Maa Apne Totlay Bete Se:
Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...
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1 Like ·
Jul 18, 2013 at 13:07
Category: jokes
Tags: Beta Ladka Maa Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
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