Tag: Jokes

Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai..
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Kuch Bachpan se Hum fankar Thy..
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Kuch
” School ”
ki Meharbani Hai…!
Such Bola Na

Japani couple romance kerte howe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji

Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.

Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.- :D

‘”SAD STORY”
Baap ne Bete ki Talashi li,
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Jaib se Gutka, Cigrette,
Katrina kaif ki Tasaweer
or
Girls k Numbers nikle,
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Bap ne Bete ko Boht mara or kaha,
Kb se ye sb kch kar rahe Ho?
Beta Rote hue Bola,
“Baba mene Apki Jacket Pehni hui hai” :-) ’

Boss:
50 Pathar Jahaz Me Rakhe hn 1 niche pheka to bqi ktne bche?
Emp:
Sir 49
Bos:
Hathi Ko 3 hison me frig me rkho
Emp:
Frig khola
Hathi rkha
Frig band krdia
Bos:
Ab 4 hison me HiRAN frig Me Rkho
Emp:
Frig Kola
Hathi nikla
Hran rkha
frig bnd krdia
Bos:
Shr ki Slgra hy sb jnwr aye 1 nhi aya q?
Emp:
Qk Sir Hran to frig me hy
Bos:
1 Budhi orat Mgrmuch se bhary Drya ko kese par krgi?
Emp:
Sir Tair k qk mgrmuch to Sher ki Slgra me gye hue hn
Bos:Akhri Swal wo orat phr b mr gai btao q?
Emp:
Sir dob gai hogi
Bos: Nhi us k sar par wo pathar laga jo hm ne jahaz se pheka tha
Kal se kaam pr mat ana:)

Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?
jisma bachpan ma “Mamoo”
or
Jawani ma “Janu” nazar ati hai.

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha
“Qatal ka Case me”
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mana 1 larki se kaha”I LOve YOU”
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Sali khushi se mar gai.

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…….
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha
lekar aao jisme main apna muh
dekh sakun..
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Santa- nahi mila sir.! Sab me
mera hi muh dikh rahahai..
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Inteligent Santa

Difference Between Best Friend & Just Friend:

When You Are In Hospital.
Just Friend Asks: “Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?”
Best Friend Asks: “Nurse Kaisi Hai?“