Tag: Jokes

Doctr: ApK 3 Daant Kese Toot gye?

Mareez: G Wo Wife Ne Sakht Roti Banai Ti

Doctr: To Kaane Sy Inkar Kr Dete

Mareez: G Wohi To Kiya Tha :D

boy:
ro Q rhi ho
girl:
mere marks bohut kam aye hen
boy:
kitne aye hen
girl:
sirf 93%
boy:
khuda ka khof kro janu
itne me to hum 3 larky pass ho jate h:

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya, 12 glass p gaya, Admi:tenu chardi ni? Jin: Main jin hon. Admi: le char gai kanjar nu...!hAhAh:-D

Boy: kahan ja rhi ho? Girl: KhudkUshi Karny Boy:To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai. Girl- Kal Subah News paper me photo b tou Aani hai..

2 Larkiya best friends thi
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
"freezar"
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

Ladki facebook pa pic upload karke likhti
hai : hii friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar
ka mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me
500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga…. Uss Mein dekh
le,,…!!!….
humse kya poochti
hai’bhootni’kahi ki….;D ;D

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Upcoming Horror Movies!
1:-Exam Ka Khouf
2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…