Tag: Jokes

Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Apki Jan Le Leti Hai Jab zukhaam Me Aap Nak Se Gubbara Fulate Ho.

Kaajuu Badaam Pistay Chilghuzey Kishmish Ye Sub Mevey Hen To Boht Ache Lekin . . . Aap Jese Akhrout Ki To Baat Hi Kuch Or He

shayar ne Larki ko dekh k arz kia teri smile me kya chamak hy Larki smile kar k boli Mere "toothpaste me namak hy

Usko Ana Hoga To Khud Hi Chali Aye gi A Dost . . Yun Beth k TOILET Me Zor Lgana fuzol hy, Hr msg larki pr nahi hota K0i qabz ka b shikar hoskta hy

Zindgi may Kabi haar na mano apni life may Itna aagy barho Itna aagy barho K aagy wala ruk k kahy . . . . . . jaa tu phely dafa hoja.

1StuDnt CLass mE bOht OCHal Rha tha TeAcHr:AP k PaPa APko AmroD bOht khilate H? Boy:G Ha Lakin APko kese Pata?: TeAcHr:APkE AnDr k keery se

Ap Ne Kitni bar Logo Sy Suna hoga "Chalo koi bat nhi" Log ye jumla kssrat sy istemal krty hyn Hm bi aksr bila Sochy Smjay Apni Guftgu Me ye bat Keh jaty hyn "Chalo koi bat nhi" Or Hamain Andaza Bi Nhi hota k Hm kya keh RAhy hyn In alfaaz ki haqeeqet bohat km log janty hyn Asal me "Chalo koi bat nhi" Farsi Ka jumla hy Or Iss ka Urdu me Mtlb hy "Chalo koi bat nhi" tawjjo ka shukria Ghussa aa gya? chalo koi bat nhi.

SUPER GHAZAL . Aik chaadar ko raah-e-mehboob me bicha dena, . Main mar jaon to usay mera kafan bana dena, . . Boht roye ga mjhe dekh dekh kar wo shakhs, . Is liye dair na lagana mjhe jaldi dafna dena, . . Lagana ek poda meri qabr k sirhane . Mere yaar k aansu usko pila dena, . . Agr boht roye meri qabr pe to . Mjhe nikaal kr usay dafna dena . Or kehna . Le tu mar ja manh0os . Marna b haram kar diya . Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya..! or Muskurane ka bhi....

Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!