Tag: India

aik baar aik india aur pakistan ka match howa tha wo pakistan haar gaya tha
us ke baad pakistani cricketers ko egg
maare jaate te to aik baar razzaq gaya
market main samaan lene to us ne burka
pehna howa tha kyon ke un ko egg mare jate te is liye to wahan per wo samaan le raha tha to aik aur burke main koi aya aur razzaq ko bola hi razzaq to razzaq ne bola aap na mujhe burke main kaise pehchana to doosre burke wale ne bola ke main waseem hoon.. thats my joke wanna chat me so chat me on this id najaf_junejo@hotmail.com thank uuu

Santa was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don`t charge me for food and drinks!
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, Santa began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food.
Excuse me, what is that drink? he asked.
Santa picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, Milk of India!
Then Santa took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting.
And what is that dish? asked the curious American.
Wheat of India! replied Santa proudly.
Finally, Santa took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
What is it? asked the American.
Sweets of India! replied Santa.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud `Pooooooooot!` sound (fart) from Santa.
What was that? asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.
Santa replied coolly, That`s Air India.

if CON is opposite of PRO ,what is the opposite of PROGRESS

Q: Laloo prasad Yadav, Mulayam, Jaylalitha, Sitaram Kesri, Sukh Ram and other corrupt politicians are travelling in a ship. Suddenly the ship crashes into an iceberg and starts sinking. Now, who will survive ?
A: India will survive.

A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the car, they than sent it to the U.K. The British scientists, to better the car, added a sound system and window tint. They then sent it over to the Chinese, who added on a lowered suspension to the tiny car. The Chinese then sent it over to India. The Indian scientists, looked at the tiny car, appreciated all the modifications the other countries had made, turned it over and stamped a sign on it.... MADE IN INDIA!!!

Indian Veggie Answers
Q. What did the lonely banana say?
A. I--m akela.

Q. What did the green peas say?
A. Nothing. They just muttered.

Q.What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A. Aaloo?

Q. where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.

Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
A. B(h)ooths

Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
A. Angoora

There were two drunked man. one man told to another man that ,you know that india and bharat are having war. So the other man told that why are we worrying about it, we are living in hindustan.

Meera (actress) india holy manane gae, wo indians ko sara din ye kehte rahi.......................................................................................................











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